Sunday, 20 December 2009

There ain't no party like a VeloCake party...


Party C90 number 1 in, press play....and,
Oh yeah lets get things going with a bit of S Club 7...Woop woop.

right, nibbles out, table cloth straight, glasses out, bugger, forgot the crisps. hang on.
videos set for topgear, dims the lights and .....waits for everyone to arrive.

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Anonymous said...

Ding Dong!

VeloCake said...

Alan, hang on you're early.

Anonymous said...

Ding Dong! Ding Dong!!

Anonymous said...

Who's alan?

I'm from over the road! I like the Nolens as much as the next man but if you don't turn it down I will phone the police.

KatieCake said...

You'll have to come back in 10 mins.... he's still drying his hair!

Anonymous said...

you got your tumble dryer fixed then!

And turn that music down!!

KatieCake said...

Alan sign in you foo'! Then we might open the door for you.

Al said...

Ding Dong!

VeloCake said...

come in then, but you'll have to be quiet, top gears nearly on

KatieCake said...

Where's Fiona? Is she playing out too?

Al said...

Well I see you didn't read the label on the toup!!

short hairs in at the moment anyway,no one will notice if you tuck the label in at the back!!

Have any ladies arrived yet? I want to show them my moon walk.

Al said...

Fiona is watching Jacky Chan,she's a bit of a fan! No not a chinese fan!! Don't make up your own jokes.

VeloCake said...

put your coat on the bed upstairs, say have you met Candy D'apples over there?

VeloCake said...

i knew this would be a disaster and no one would come. they're all too busy watching motor cars

Al said...

No,maybe she'll like my moonwalk, Owe!!

KatieCake said...

Wow! Alan even i'm impressed! (Not sure Candy is though!) ;-)

Halfbee said...

Don't panic, I'm here, bottle of Glenmorangie in hand.

Al said...

The magic box is tapelessly tapeing some of the telly for me!!
Isn't technology baffling?

bikemonkey83 said...

Good evening. I'll not stay long as I'd like to watch a film before I go to beddy bo's.

VeloCake said...

welcome simon welcome
come in would you like a drink?

have you met Alan?

Halfbee said...

Hi Alan, do you not like TG?

I'm tempted to pop into the front room for a watch.

KatieCake said...

James, me ole mucker. Good to see you.

Nice to meet you Halfbee! ;-)

VeloCake said...

james you've come.

please meet alan and i think you know simon. you can make him a brew beverage primate

bikemonkey83 said...

I'm reeling from the news that Brittany Murphy's died.

VeloCake said...

who?

was she/he on the x factor?

trio said...

Is this the right place??? I'll have some bubbles please.

Halfbee said...

Been out in the snow much chaps?

Al said...

hello all,

I surpose you've all been told about my 'mooves' on the dance floor!! Keep your ladies close by, as this boys HOT!

VeloCake said...

don't worry everyone, Simon barnes is on his way over soon, he's the very life and soul!

bikemonkey83 said...

Nope - she was an actress in some slightly above average films. Google it.

'Reeling' probably isn't quite the right word. More 'slightly surprised'.

KatieCake said...

Hey Trio. Glad you could make it. :-)

*passes bottle of bubbly over!*

VeloCake said...

hello trio welcome do come in. don't be scared, theres a few of lifes....cared for types in here. they won't bit

trio said...

a whole bottle all to myself, this is my type of party!

VeloCake said...

sorry james, i forget you're still in touch with "young people"
i'm sorry for your loss

KatieCake said...

We have a cellar full of bubbly! Help yourself to as many as you like. :-)

Al said...

I've just been bombarded with info!!

For the record i hate TG and dislike cars all together, nasty things.

I like bikes though.

VeloCake said...

no simon, we have no snow.
back home oop north snow, but not in cornwall, no snow.

Nicky said...

Knock knock..

KatieCake said...

Hi Nicky. Nice to meet you. Here, have some bubbly. *passes bottle*

VeloCake said...

come in, you are 18 mins late!

KatieCake said...

Anyone in the mood for dancing yet?

*rummages to dig out old "now thats what I call Music 12" cassette out.*

VeloCake said...

grant will be along soon, he's wrapping present, and simon is feeling sorry for himself until 21:00 hrs (post clarkson). Papa was around earlier, but he's go off somewhere.

bikemonkey83 said...

I was worried that might have been the set up for a 'knock knock' joke

I'm not really gay said...

hello , sorry I'm late been doing the washing up, any red wine left ?

Al said...

You know that Christmas song from Slade? The band not the prison that Fletcher is in!

There's a line that saye 'when the snowman brings the snow'

How the hell did someone build a snowman if there wasn't any snow?

This is just one of lifes mysteries that keep me awake at night. "Twigglet anyone"

VeloCake said...

anyone drunk yet?

Nicky said...

Thanks Katie, I don't mind if I do...

I'm not late I just run to a different time concertina...

VeloCake said...

hey steve, theres an unopen bottle with your name on it,
do you need introducing?

grant said...

GREETINGS FROM SCOTCHLAND!!

Where's the single malt?

VeloCake said...

pop quiz, what band was alvin stardust in before he was gary glitter?

and no it wasn't the slits that was big country

VeloCake said...

hey hey theres a scotchman carrying coal at the door!

KatieCake said...

Woooop. Let the good times roll.

**Passes even more bottles to all these strangers in her house**

I'm not really gay said...

alvin staradust, wasn't that wobbly in a past life ?

VeloCake said...

grant, simon smythe from trek bikes uk corp ltd. has some netto own brand hes dishing out

I'm not really gay said...

hey all I just posted this party on the internet, call the cops now :-)

VeloCake said...

i think the wobble was more of a BA robertson

KatieCake said...

Love your party frock Grant! The flowers suit you.

VeloCake said...

which internet??

it's invite only. i'm in deep doo if anything gets broken

Al said...

what!!

Alvin Stardust was in Gary Glitter?

Must have been atracted by his ooh kachooh!! Is it ok to go to the loo? Or should i use the flower bed like Simon is!

KatieCake said...

Al, wheres John? He's late?

or is he lurking in a corner somewhere?)

I'm not really gay said...

what are those nibbly things again ?, very moreish

grant said...

[sip]

Yum.

Anyone want to help wrap some Transformers? No? Oh well....

Where's that grumpy sod Barnes? :-D

VeloCake said...

thats the kitty litter!

VeloCake said...

whallowing in self pity and clarkson

Halfbee said...

Proper Drams only round these parts

KatieCake said...

Steve, they are Nijer seeds, kindly donated by our local greenfinches.

You want some more... Or do you want to try the peanuts?

Al said...

I think John's at home cleaning his new shitmano zebra print race slippers!!

KatieCake said...

*waves accross the room to Trio*
You enjoying that bubbly? Can I interest you in another bottle?

VeloCake said...

simon, are your dramms wee?

VeloCake said...

just been for a pee, the queue was massive. i think someones at it in there!

trio said...

Any Chocolate cake?

VeloCake said...

Steve, i'll get another bottle. do you prefer merlot or rioja?

Halfbee said...

no poxy pub measures here

VeloCake said...

of course theres cake. this is velocake after all

VeloCake said...

alan, are you and Candy D'apples in the bog?

I'm not really gay said...

its okay everybdy, it was just me and my belly having a strange reaction to those Nijer seeds, I'm okay now

KatieCake said...

Ov course... cake by name cake by nature!

*Passes a very huge slice of choc fudge cake over*

Did you want cream or ice-cream with that?

VeloCake said...

good for you simon. thats what Lance would do.

I'm not really gay said...

I prefer Rioja but take Merlot for the slightly less amount of heartburn

VeloCake said...

lets have a sweepstake,
i wager that Simon Barnes will appear at 21:02 (just after topgear)

Al said...

I'm just about to have my first alcoholic drink since the summer of 96, when i had half a glass of lager.

I've just opend a bottle of Drambuie,the drink that made me an alcoholic in the first place,here goes!!

Nicky said...

Oh hello just got slightly distracted (goes misty eyed) by Jensen Button..

Anyway I have cake - slides iced fancies across table.

VeloCake said...

merlot it is then, would you like a fat ball with that?

Al said...

Blimey, that tastes fantastic!!

I'm not really gay said...

chocolate please

KatieCake said...

Al, put the bottle down! I have but some Schler for you coz your drivin'

VeloCake said...

don't do it alan you'll be on crack next.
(although i know where you can get clean needles from if you get into horse)

trio said...

Ice-cream please!

VeloCake said...

Nicky, is it his pre pubescent beard that does it for you. are iced fancies the same as fondet fancies?

I'm not really gay said...

who the fuck put Abba on ?

I'm not really gay said...

is Chipps in here ???

Al said...

Talking of fat balls!

either of you ladies seen my moonwalk,owe!


oh! my cleats seem to be ripping your carpet.

KatieCake said...

Aren't they like French Fancies? If so I'll have a pink 'un please! ;-)

VeloCake said...

Anyone for fancy posh chocolate?

I'm not really gay said...

wh Mikey, who's that bird sat on her own over there ?

VeloCake said...

is chippendale a dancing queen?

takes off abba, replaces with chorltons finest.....the bee gees!!

ohh yeahhh

VeloCake said...

Steve.....Thats Raoul, he's got his back to you

Al said...

I like ABBA!

SOS is one of the greatest pop songs ever written.

KatieCake said...

Is it time to Conga yet?

VeloCake said...

when we get to 100 will this thing blow?

I'm not really gay said...

ah, yes, so it is, eh Raoul, get over here

grant said...

Where are the crisps?

KatieCake said...

Oh damn! Sorry Trio, I forgot your ice-cream.... here have another piece of cake to go with the ice-cream!

*looks around the crowded room* James are you still here?

VeloCake said...

grant they're next to the kitty litter,
Raoul send his apologies but he's having xmas dinner with parents so can't be here tonight

Nicky said...

twinkly eyes and long fingers... iced fancies, fondant fancies, french fancies.. Actually I'm not sure the latter are cake but they definitely all come in pink.

Al said...

time for a joke,

why has Noddy got a bell on his hat?








coz he's a tw*t!!


Did i bring a coat?

VeloCake said...

nicky have you had too much sugar already?

KatieCake said...

French fanices do exist... :-) Mr Kipling makes them and they are exceedingly good.


BTW, Grant stop hogging the crisps! ;-)

VeloCake said...

and steves hogging the nijer seeds...

Nicky said...

Um what have I done?

I have eaten quite a lot of cake though..

trio said...

Have to go folks, too late for me to be out partying, have a good evening!

grant said...

ANyone want a crisp? No?

Okay...mine!! :-)

By Trio.

Barnes will be a long in a minute.

KatieCake said...

Thanks for dropping by Trio. It was great to see you. BTW Hope all that cake wont repeat on you. ;-)

VeloCake said...

i've got a fiver on two minutes past

KatieCake said...

I hear footsteps coming up the path.... *eagerly awaits a new party-goer!**

VeloCake said...

well thats a fiver wasted then

pffft

KatieCake said...

Who's vomited on my Xmas tree?

grant said...

Simone will be changing.

Halfbee said...

Sorry I'm still watching it on time shift, I had to rewind the best bits of JB a few times.

VeloCake said...

has anyone seen alan, he's ran off with the drambuie, he has drunk booze for 15 years....

VeloCake said...

who wants a laugh, look at these shoes
http://www.madison.co.uk/productinfo.aspx?&tier1=Shoes+%26+Footwear&tier2=MTB+Shoes&catref=BM16139

whoooo'd wear shoes like these

Al said...

Not exactly tttttwenny four hour party people,aye!

I'm up at 04.15 in the morning.

This Whiskey is makeing me feel a bit strange!!

VeloCake said...

you going then Al?

simon, jb is that jensen buttons again.

what is it with you peopleand racing cars?

Halfbee said...

Jenson lost to LH - an ominous sign for next season.

KatieCake said...

Al, you can't go until you've cleaned my Xmas tree! ;-)

Halfbee said...

how christmassy is this?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dcsolomons/4200259887/

VeloCake said...

LH is that left handed? how did he loose?

there was an awesomesque bicycle race today......anyone?

you car drivers

I'm not really gay said...

anyone smoking ?

Al said...

Can't link the linky Mikey!

Are they J M's homage to 'Chipo'?

you need to worry when he gets the Acqua e Sapone team kit.

KatieCake said...

That's make a great Xmas card!

Halfbee said...

It would :-)

Taken by another 'employee' at the red barn

KatieCake said...

No smoking allowed in here... that's what the bike shed is for! ;-)

grant said...

Smoking what, Steve? :-o

VeloCake said...

Simon, is that an 09 EX8 the robins on?

makes a nice change from a spade handle

grant said...

How long is it taking Barnes to put his glad rags on, eh?

Halfbee said...

Y, it is indeed.

Did you ever visit chocolatefoot? David is a crony from over there.

VeloCake said...

whohell David
and whathell chocolatefoot

is it some trek employee thang?

still, specialized would have so much fun, wouldn't fit the corporate image

grant said...

Hello? Has everyone went to the bike shed for a smoke?

I'm not really gay said...

I reckon Barnes is tucked up in bed by now, nursing his sore ribs

I'm not really gay said...

I reckon Barnes is tucked up in bed by now, nursing his sore ribs

al said...

I thought I saw Simon in the garden watering the plants.

This booze is kicking in now,altough i would have remembered chucking on the tree!

Can't you just pass it off as novelty tinsle! is that how you spell tinsle?

VeloCake said...

Grant, have you said something to upset him?

I'm not really gay said...

wasn't chocolate foot the sole preserve of ticked off Trek employees :-)

Nicky said...

The robin's ace...

Halfbee said...

Nah, most of us weren't allow in.

VeloCake said...

Steve are you ready for a tempranillo, i'll open it with the campag corkscrew...

KatieCake said...

Simon (Barnes) did tell me on Twitter that he wasn't in a party mood, as his ribs are too sore... But I didn't believe he would really miss out on the party of the century. Maybe he will pop in once the drugs have kicked in.

I'm not really gay said...

get it opened Mikey, I'm going in deep

VeloCake said...

a bit like cheeky then, eh simon

I'm not really gay said...

Pickersgill was telling me

KatieCake said...

Anyone for a homemade mince pie?

VeloCake said...

nicky that was hours ago keep up.
steve....dirty boy!!
al, are you feeling ok?

VeloCake said...

mr pickersgill was my metal work teacher at high school

Al said...

Specialized and Shitmano!!

Hell,you are going to get classless perverts navigating their way to the party.

Halfbee said...

And david works for Matt - the circle is complete.

KatieCake said...

*dazed and confused by all the odd conversations*

I'm not really gay said...

its a small incestuous world

VeloCake said...

yeah, and what about trek amstrong ehh alan. have a pop at him

Al said...

To be honest Mikey i feel a bit wobbly!!

I love you,even if you do wear a toupe.You can't see the join.

VeloCake said...

Velocake in way endorses or approves alan neal's opinion of trek bicycles

KatieCake said...

Al should I be worried?

Infact, do I need to have words with Fiona? ;-)

VeloCake said...

very incestuous, and very small
Alan's feeling Wobbley

GGAAFFFAAAW FAAAW FAAAW.
where me teeth

Halfbee said...

I'm a little fed up of pressing F4 all the time, can you have your next party on GoogleWave?

Steve said...

Oooh lordy it's all goin off eh. There's an apple pie in the oven - anyone for a slice of pie? Damn hot.

VeloCake said...

simon are you still on your phone or a real pooter?

what does F4 do?

I'm not really gay said...

anyone know the refresh shortcut on a mac ?

Al said...

I love Lance.

Is he invited? i'd like to show him a few of my moves.

If he turns up,could you tell him that the fridge is for the wine, so he will have to plug his own fridge in upstairs!!

KatieCake said...

Surely, pressing F4 so much is worth it though.

Halfbee said...

Sorry F5, it's the drink you now

VeloCake said...

heeeeeyyyy Steve you found us, big steve's here too

you will be known as running steve,
he can be papa.

Halfbee said...

look, I've forgotten how to spell now

I'm not really gay said...

another brew dog beer now, soon to be followed by chocolate cheesecake

VeloCake said...

Alan, Lance's fridge is too full of blood to fit in a bottle of asti. you know that.

KatieCake said...

Mmmm... you gonna share that chocolate cheesecake? It's my fave. ;-)

Nicky said...

sorry what was hours ago - I think I might have fallen asleep in the corner..

grant said...

hi Steve!!!

I reckon Barnes has stood us up. Oh well, there's always Hogmany. :-)

Did someone say pie?

VeloCake said...

Simon, say it in a brummie accent and it makes sense :)

VeloCake said...

don't hog it papa

Halfbee said...

yow rite mikey

Halfbee said...

yow rite mikey

VeloCake said...

yow nose it
d'yow wanna cupasoup

I'm not really gay said...

its all gone now, soz

VeloCake said...

Alan, wheres Juan the horse?
do you think he's still smarting because i beat him at last weeks cross race?

KatieCake said...

... or we can do you a kipper-tie?

VeloCake said...

A question to you all.

is it ok to drink wine from a Leffe goblet?

Steve said...

Do you want a bit of Mackies vanilla with that Grant?

VeloCake said...

i've sent Barnesy a text telephone message. he's still not playing out.

Al said...

Mikey,would you like to give your address to the courts or would you like the Armstrong law team to hunt you down?

i've just been reading the label on this whiskey, it says that it was established at quater to eight!

I'm not really gay said...

Mikey, we need to have a grown up chat, you knows the rules about Leffe

Nicky said...

text telephone message is that like semaphore?

Al said...

No,quater to six.

I'm drunk!

VeloCake said...

what are the rules about leffe
is it that we never talk about leffe?

(actually i really like it, especially the brunne, makes me feel......belgian.

VeloCake said...

Alan, ring in sick tomorrow, tell that facist mostyn to do his on cleaning. that'll show him. nazi.

KatieCake said...

Can someone turn the cassette over... Brother Beyond are doing my noggin' in! ;-)

VeloCake said...

Sorry Nicky, are short mobile somethingorothers no longer cutting edge?

Al said...

well Mikey you know JM is a free spirit,bit like this dram'Fionas mum bought it for me years ago.

Is the Velocake CX bike any closer to reality?

Maybe a whip round a bit later when your guests are pissed!

I'm not really gay said...

tsk tsk


Leffe cannot ever be despoiled, red wine cannot ever be despoiled by Leffe


ergo, the answer is NO you fricken heathen

Al said...

I love brother beyond.

Nicky said...

Cutting edge? Wot's that?

VeloCake said...

but Papa, the glass is clean, it just says Leffe on it and is too thick to warm the wine in the hand.
Now, if it has been the Duvel glass, that is much thinner and afected more by hand temperature.

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