No thats not a new channel 5 programme, but a warning to all of us out there on bikes.
Badgers are not only out there giving cows (and John) consumption. Now they're attacking innocent bike riders.
VeloCaker Nick the post was taken out this morning in a vicious attack by a particularly angry badger which shot out from a hedge and ambushed him.
He suffered very heavy bruising and abrasions to his arse which nobody wanted to see.
In an uncanny coincidence, Simon from Trek bicycle corp. ltd (purveyors of the finest bicycles) sent this worrying picture of a highly mobile badger after mugging one of the Trek 69ers of their bike. The badger then came back around, laughing at the boys from Trek bicycle corp. ltd.
Beware the badgers, and be safe out there.
..Hmmmmm Trek VeloCake or VeloCake Trek, it's kind of catchy.