Sunday, 9 August 2009

Jerseys V0.2

Because so many of you missed out on the first delivery of super fly VeloCake apparel, I've contacted the wee scotch weavers Endura and they're standing by, ready to start on a second batch.

So if you're looking to make a racey photograph in a pair of bib shorts (Nicky), a skin tight skinsuit for time trials (Simon) maybe to belong to this beautiful thing we have here (Chris) perhaps looking for that perfect gift for someone special in your life (the Wallis's) or possibly just need a cycle jersey type thing to go running in (mr Riley).
On the other hand if you have already indulged yourself in the lifestyle choice of VeloCake, maybe you want more, and who's to say you're wrong.
Well now's the time to stand up and say "YES I want more of that please, money alone is no hindrance" then speak to me good people, say yes and i will promise you a superlative range of bicycling clobber.
Wether it be a cross racer skinsuit, autumnal gillet or snug winter jersey, VeloCake can have you covered, make your choice here
http://www.endura.co.uk/Dept.aspx?dept_id=134

Be you in Penzance or Pensacola, don't delay....
They do have a choice of all kinds of bike clothing stuff waiting to have our name on them so take your pick of all year round bicycle attire

25 comments:

Simon said...

I think I might have to pass this time, am totally skint.

Simon said...

(although a Roubaix jacket would be lovely. hmmmm)

VeloCake said...

If you want one, I'll buy you if if you wear a skinsuit to a seamons 10!

Simon said...

I AM NOT wearing a skinsuit to a Seamons 10 :)

VeloCake said...

what not even for a FREE jacket?

Simon said...

But I'd have to buy a skinsuit! Think I'd rather just buy a jacket :)

Rocketdog said...

i'll have a shirt (in fat B***tard size

Al said...

Sod the gaysuits!

I would like a pair of mitts please.

All you need to do is find another 24 bods to buy some, as the minimum order is 25 pairs.

yeah rite!

just how many people do they think a man that spends his time cakey cake blogging has?

I can tell you 3 and one of them is his guinea pig!!



Al, A man with loads of mates and everthing.

VeloCake said...

wayhay

One order for rocketdog.
only another 7 needed. who's in?

Alan, I thought you wanted a trench coat?

Al said...

i'm thinking about it.

would you please remove the Soulcraft link as it's driving me to distraction?

And i can feel another 'project' coming on!!

Al. St.tropez Saturday?

Simon said...

I'll have a large roubaix jacket please Mikey.

Rocketdog said...

sill waiting, i'll have gone up a size!

VeloCake said...

the orders have been taken, but you should all know these things take time by now.
Besides, what about all those people who've been big dogging or sleeplessing and haven't had chance to see this. (i know i wouldn't read this if i had something better to do)

grant said...

A 'seamons 10' sounds like some sort of disturbing party.

The only thing more disturbing is the idea of Barnes in a skinsuit. :-)

Nicky said...

Bib shorts yourself Mr Mulroy. I'm buff enough already*

Do they do girl sized jersys, or does that complicate the order too much? If not then yes please..

*yes I know that was poor but it's the best I could come up with

Jon Bateman said...

How has this bicyle confectionery fiasco passed me by? Medium Short sleeved full zip please :)

Rob Fisk said...

S/S concealed zip 40 bust (I think that's an 'L') please, Mikey

grant said...

Oh yes, I forgot this bit....

Short sleeved, full zip, XXL thanks!!

Nicky....they do kids jerseys... [ducks]

VeloCake said...

welcome Jon Grant and Rob,
it's nice to have people along who'll hopefully add a little intellectual conversation to the group rather than the usual dross about man bags. :)

VeloCake said...

anyway Jon... what do you mean FIASCO

pffffft.

grant said...

But I only came here for the talk about man bags.............

VeloCake said...

what sort of man bags grant, the sort for fashionable types with documents and moisturisers or the smaller slung under saddle types for carrying cock rings and the sort?
(see alans silver hookachoo for photo reference)

Al said...

HOW DARE YOU!!

Accusing the poor chap of using moisturiser.

Do you think this place is just for sickos or something?

Al.

grant said...

Oh, the former for sure.

Moisturisers and documents are where it's at. :-)

VeloCake said...

hmmm essential bike accessories without a doubt.