Stuff Cheeky! If you're wearing the jersey and you're sad enough to log your mileage, you need to enter your mileage under team VeloCake at http://www.cyclogs.org/.
... Pretty Please, there's only me waving the VeloCake flag on there and my miles ain't nothin' to write home about and even Mullerton won't transfer his stuff over from Cheeky.
C'mon, you know you want to.