Monday, 29 June 2009

THEY'RE HERE.......

Drum roll please....


VeloCake Lifestyle industries are pleased, nay delighted to unveil the one, the only, VeloCake clothing range!

Yes it's bloody well finally arrived and those wee scotch tartan weavers have come up trumps.
So, those of you who are lucky enough to have ordered, i'll be sending stuff out asap (thats as soon as payment heehee).
This last shot is a recreation of the cover of "Band On The Run" by Wings.
The band the Beatles could have been!

43 comments:

Simon said...

They look bloody ace Mike. You'll have to wait till payday for money from me, I'm skint.

VeloCake said...

meehh, don't sweat it holmes. i knows you is good for it. wobbley always hangs tight wit'da dough.

Northern Lass said...

ooOOOoo nice shirt and ov course - nice abs!

... Please tell me that this is Al modelling.

Tom said...

Ace just in time for summer...

Where and how shall I send beans?

Anonymous said...

I love my jersey, it's so, so, so...................something! Now I just need a body like your model and then I'll be a sensation!

Check out http://www.larryvsharry.com/english/ - I wonder if I can get one through Cyclescheme? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................

Nicky said...

I never established if I was down for a buff or not... if there's any spare then consider me good for the dosh.

Al said...

Dear sweet Northern Lass, the model in the pics is our Presedent non elect ickle micky mick mickolous of mickleton.

And i think you may have blown your cover? As only a very close lady friend would refer to el pres' as having 'abs'!!

I put it to you Northern Lass that you are non other than kitty katty kuddly kins of micklton.

Al,42 and still looking shit, Cornwall.

marcobz said...

Oh Big Al, are you having a mid life crisis? Suffering with low self-esteem, then resort to beer and fags! Maybe a new man bag for one's new pimp bike! :)

Al said...

I could do with a hobby!

Beer and fags sounds like a good option.

I am thinking of buying myself a new man bag as my saddle bag is full of 'man rings', and i need somewhere to put my nip'clamps!!

Mid life crisis my ass!

Al.

marcobz said...

Oh er missus, you'll be acting like spideyman mikey next!

What about bikes and cakes as a hobby, expand your mind and the waistline :)

I hear co-op donuts are good

Al said...

Now Mark, you know that cake n bikes are my first love.

And yes Co-op jammy D's are indeed the little buggers! speshly on a monday morn' when they are warm and cuddley!!

Al.

marcobz said...

Like warm apple pie!

Al said...

No,like Dohnuts!!


What do you call a man with his Dingaling in a slice of melon?

Christopher.


Al, 10 points for the first one to tell me which Comic strip that 'joke'is from?

bikemonkey83 said...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/85946859@N00/3681409371/

Simon said...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/simondbarnes/3681873817/

Cheers Mikey!

I'm not really gay said...

Mikey, I love you, how much and send me an address please

Tom said...

Can I claim first crash in a VC jersey?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomlevell/3686329471/

Al said...

Tom, does that mean you've had a crash or you want to have a crash ?


Al.

Rocket said...

as a cake lover, do they come in fat b'strd size to fit me?

VeloCake said...

Tom you big oaf

you better not have torn it, thats got to last you all year!

Al said...

well Rocket, you could always sew a couple of shirts together !

Al.

VeloCake said...

says the fella who got up late and forgot to wear his to the official grand depart of team VeloCake this morning.


pffffft useless.

Al said...

Mr Velocake, why when i click on links do they not work?

And why do birds sing so gay ?

Is it cos they are happy or they would like a bit of bum fun ?
Al.

VeloCake said...

you have a filthly mind,

don't blame me for other peoples links.
oh by the way i've left your email address in my pocket at work, can you wait?

Al said...

And you call me useless!!

You tart!

I will text you with it as i have just opened a Photobucket account and am trying to figure how to do stuff!
Would be good to try out my new addy as well.

ps. how did the festival of standing in a car park go ?

Al.

Al said...

pps. this is like twitter without the witt !

So you could say its just ter!

The phones dead, long live daft blog based correspondence.


Al.

Simon said...

Why on earth did I sign up to email updates for this drivel? Nobody has even posted a picture of a cake yet!

Al said...

aye ! i've just started.

As Fiona says "your not going to go on all night are you"

Al.

I'm not really gay said...

so, mikey, are you going to let me send you money or do o just want bum sex again ?

VeloCake said...

Steve,

cold hard cash yes,
warm soft loving no.

thanks

Tom said...

I just ripped some skin.
Blogger and links are a PITA.

Northern Lass said...

It's all getting a bit weird on here and I didn't realise how old you guys are.... I'm only 17.

So I bid you all a fond farewell, i'm outta here!

Al said...

Yes i agree with you wee lassy!

It is getting a bit weird and i didn't like to say before but i think most of these old farts are well past it!!

Oh,what could have been lassy?

I was thinking a nice meal out, me dressed in my best bib and tucker you in a bib and a high chair!!

Bye,Bye my little one.

Al,blub, blub.

Al said...

Hang on a minute!

i bid you a fond fairwell?

Is Northern Lass a Stewart Hall fan?

Mike, you plum!!!

Al.

Simon said...

Old? We're not old!
(well Steve is but he acts young :)

Al said...

Cake!

Some of us are in training.

No, my mistake some of us are in trainers!!

Al.

Al. said...

I can't even post coments in the correct place.

freekin' numpty!!

Al.

Northern Lassie said...

I said I was outta here! ... Why do you "old chaps" continue to talk to me?

PS Who/what is a Stewart Hall?

Al said...

Stewart Hall among other things is famous for hosting the popular 70/80s Game show 'its a knock out'.

Which incidentaly is what you sound, GRRRRRRRRRR!

Looks like you can't stay away from the wrinckly side of life?

Why don't you pop over to my place ? You can bring your Girls aloud cd if you want?

Al,

ps. Do you know what uncle Al keeps in his saddle pouch?

VeloCake said...

lets make this number 40.

Al, what about your Girls Aloud collection, don't you have every release away?

Al said...

Yes!

But only because Fiona asked me what i wanted for Christmas and i said Girls Aloud.

All i ended up with were bloody CDs.

Al, Siiiigh !

Northern Lass said...

Girls Aloud? Mmm! I am a girl and I am quite loud but I wouldn't lower myself to own anything wailed by those there laydee's!

BTW I woulda thought that you would keep your saddle in your saddle bag!

Al said...

Oh you !!

Al.