Sunday, 24 May 2009

Cafe rides

Yesterday in the interests of research only, we bent over, dropped our pants and let the MAN shaft us.

a generic costa yesterday

Whilst always going along the fashionable battle cry of local is best, particulary with bike shops, Penzance was visited by global corporationism last summer when Costa opened. I did venture in then, feeling very guilty, but knowing it was me that was screwing them as we got free vouchers.
Anyway, it was ok. Took about 9 1/2 minutes to be served with a large and slightly stewed cup, which should have been better at 08:00 hrs.

shiny twats

The clientle was the usual middle management prick who "can I get" a frappalattacino before middlemanging a load of spotty teenages at the local computer game shop and two 18 year old girls thinking that this is the height of sophistication. Oh, and an old lady who was killing time before poundstretcher opened.


Any Costa, anywhere.


Al said...

The only good thing about costa on saturday was John was paying!!

Al, tight as a nats chuff.

Anonymous said...

good read, post more!