Wednesday, 7 January 2009

ROLL UP ROLL UP GET YOUR OFFICIAL VELOCAKE MERCH AND MAKE ME RICH YOU SUCKERS!


I really don't believe it, this thing is spiralling ever upwards. I've had a prototype for some months now, but with the strength of the euro, pound and dollar etc. you lucky people may just be able to get your grubby little mitts on some of the first items of money spinning VeloCake merchandise.

If it's good enough for Singletrack and Dirtrag to flaunt their name on any old turd then so are we.



Item #1 on the conveyor belt tonight is:

A luxury VeloCake mug. suitable for all hot and cold beverages, this sturdy mug holds approx 300ml (very approx. I'm guessing) of your favourite drink, be that hot or cold.

In a wide selection of colours (what ever the pound shop has going cheap), and emblazoned with our logo.
You can also transform it into a handy travel mug with the cling film accessory pack, for that steaming coffee to go look, that's so now!
Be the envy of just about everyone you know.
So don't delay send me money now and I might make some more.

4 comments:

Dan said...

My sticker didn't arrive, you motherfucker

bikemonkey83 said...

I told my Gran I'd get her a Velocake sticker. She's dead now

VeloCake said...

Cheebas Bars, i posted it tuesday a.m. your fragrents pesky postie obviously thought it was an xmas cheque. still, could you get a shot of your mum with it?

james, is your dead gran really dead hmmm?

Dan said...

Turns out I owe you an apology, Mullertons, as it arrived mere hours after I left.

Most amusing thing of the day - my Dad reading out your accompanying letter in dead-pan voice. You cock.