If only i could don t'flat cap ant dust of t'wippet ant return t' motherland.
What a smashing day out t'would be. 'Appen.
Still, looks like a shonky bunch o'southern ponce chancers running it mind.
An'another thing, a tenner to ride yer bike around the park! i remember when y'could take lass out f't night, g'to the picture house, get t'suit dry cleaned, catch last buzz 'ome and still have change f't fish supper from a tenner.